May 2012
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What do you mean it's not May Long Weekend...
Oh ya nvm. Every week is a long weekend for us. We never stop.
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soooo stoked to get into bed
Sure I was pretty stoked on Saturday when I found the time to wash my sheets, but yenno the last time I was even in my bed was Friday so you can only imagine how hella stoked I am now.
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too bad, so sad. you had your chance.
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WHAT IS LIFE?!
OKAY WTF! IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
I just got home from work but I wanted to get fresh air before getting in bed, so I went to the backyard and smoked this spliff I rolled with this “Bullseye” cigar stuff. Even though it was hella dark and I couldn’t see, I decided to fuck around with the dartboard anyway and the first one I threw HIT. FUCKING. BULLSEYE.
I died but then I came back...
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why you so obsessed with me
Sorry if i didn’t answer your first text right away, but I was a little confused because we haven’t spoken in a little while and all you said was “Out.”
Now you’re sending me a second text within 5 minutes that just reads “??”
I don’t care if you’re desperate, you should still at least have some tact. I don’t owe you anything, so stop...
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Girls in Vansleazy need to keep a tighter leash
830am
MH: So what do you have planned today?
DJ: Relaxing, it's finally my day off. How about you?
MH: Nice, it's my day off too, but I can't sleep now. I gotta go have brunch with my girlfriend and her family in a few hours.
Why am I not surprised...